This guy clearly hasn’t slept on an $8000 mattress

Aerosmith, sun, and heavy pressing. Can’t name a better combo.

Training to carry my wife and daughter’s suitcases😂🤣

Full workout from my second day of prep for my competition in December. 210x3x4 on axle clean and press 115x10x3 on barbell tricep extensions 225x6x3 on barbell bench press 200 per hand farmer hold for 15 seconds - 3 sets

Wife made me some white chicken chili

Spooks revealing their true selves (Ghost_AwyeeDeaterBob called them out from the beginning)

Hollywood Undead puts on a great show!!

This goes without saying but if a white person did blackface showing the stereotypical black, the same people laughing at this would throw a tantrum about racism and white supremacy

Falling in Reverse - God is a Weapon

Falling in Reverse✅ One of the best concerts I’ve ever been to

Had to wrestle my daughter in the rocker for an hour last night from 2:40am to 3:40am because she woke up crying then wouldn’t stop worming and squirming around. Little shit🤣 So anyway now we all woke up at 10:45am… she let us sleep, I guess😆

Just washed my grip shirt I use for axle clean and press/log clean and press. It feels wrong having a piece of lifting clothing that smells like petunias. It should smell like your battles with the weight room… STINKY.

When I was younger, I always gave my dad shit for wearing plain shirts. Now that I’m in my young dad era, I ONLY want to wear plain shirts.

When you finally sell your shitcoins and become a Bitcoin maximalist

No one gets anything from me regarding sex besides “haha yeah my wife and I are pretty vanilla” because quite frankly? It’s none of their business.

Until you’re a cardiology patient at age 35.

Want to be strong as fuck? Eat more. I eat an entire quart of Oikos high protein yogurt daily. That alone is 125g of protein. Want to be even stronger? Inject exogenous testosterone. Cheat code🤣

The world is a fucked up place, man. wtf.

Name an ape who has more aura than this one