when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

I’m tired of being financially responsible.

I am ill. 🤣 #SuperBowl

Somebody gotta be holding Mahomes family hostage

That little boy on TikTok who loves Kendrick, I hope they record him during this lol

I door dashed some wings cause, obvi…. They FORGOT MY SAUCES 🙃🙃🙃

🤣 #SuperBowl

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This is wild lmaoooooo

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

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Here for the earthquake tweet

I have never been so completely shattered and satisfied to this extent in my entire life. Bravo Handmaid’s Tale. Bravo. 👏🏽 #TheHandsmaidsTale

I’ve been crying all morning after watching episode 9 of the #thehandsmaidstale such a phenomenal series from start to finish 🥹❤️

most emotional scene of the season idc #TheHandmaidsTale

Fox News: How do we fix this country? Trump: I couldn’t care less.

Phone finally updated to the newest iOS (id been holding off). I really don’t like it.