Fuck, I'm gonna need me a pair of these.

My mom is texting me a play by play as if she doesn't know I know nothing about football

That show proved they being a petty ass hater ALWAYS wins

Somehow I ended up in Cynthia Erivo stan twt and I don't know how, but I'd like it to stop

Another day, another headache.

This is true, but as the mom who didn't have higher self-esteem...ouch

dear period underwear companies, just because i have a light flow doesn't mean i want to wear a thong. sincerely, a 38 yo woman who wants a nice utilitarian pair of briefs while she's bleeding, is that too much to ask for?

michelle trachtenberg died. harriet the spy was one of my favorite movies as a kid; i watched it a million times. this is so fucking sad

Having a narcissistic mother is EXHAUSTING

Seeing this just makes me miss jessica even more than I already do

I'm not saying this would fix everything, but I'm not NOT saying it either

When joy oladokun is in crocs. said she's your dad's favorite new artist, that wasn't a joke; the amount of middle aged whyte guys at this concert is FASCINATING

They're doing this for the lesbians

Disney disappeared the original Doug, and that makes me really sad. I was excited to show my kiddo

You're a lesbian!

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It's happened; I'm at a concert, and the music is too fucking loud. Maybe because the sound ppl are incredibly bad at their jobs, but also I'm 38

Your party wants to gut the Department of Education fuckface. Kids won't be learning anything

finally watching the gypsy cast on tiny desk, and holy shit, give Joy every.single.fucking.award.