*me trying to look good in pictures * my eyes:

serious question what is the wiring difference in men’s/women’s brains that means women will think of everyone else first before their own needs and men are like: as long as i woz happy in the moment i fink i did the best i could x x x

Yet you’ll still get stupid people complaining cause theres tits on the telly before the watershed

Ya cheated on im a celeb with the strawberries n cream ya bastard

A hate every second of Pilates classes then soon as I leave I feel amazing 🥲 just wondering when I get the supermodel body tho cause I’ve been to 5 classes n a still don’t have a 6 pack

People on Vinted are cheeky bastards man, no I will not sell a £30 dress for £4.60 u fucking twit

Me 🤝 staring at pictures so long they become ugly

Smoking 💀

Men can remember the most intricate details of a football game they saw 12 years ago, down to which side of the net the 3rd goal was scored, but can’t remember what time you booked dinner (7.30pm)

I don’t understand how people manage to have time for full time work and all the housework and exercising and eating healthy and having a social life and finding quality time with your partner and having alone time to recharge.. how?? I feel like I’m going to break

Naw am dying at the thought of this 😂😂😂😂😂

The Kardashian’s have that many wains it seems like there’s birthday parties every day 🤣

Adult friendships are so funny planning our link up, “ok I'll see you June 1st @ 7pm” 😂

Why do men care SO much about what their male friends think of them? This is a genuine question? Something about male friendships are so homoerotic lmao.. as in, men would rather upset their girlfriend/wife/mother of their child than risk their ‘mates’ thinking bad of them?

One of the hardest thing as a woman in ur 20s is letting go of ur tiny lil skinny teenager figure 😭😂

Why is losing weight so bloody hard compared to gaining it 😰 underestimate how long it takes

can’t stop thinking about this text from my dad when i had a breakdown cus i thought i was a slut