Green sichuan peppercorns smell like weed. Now my tongue is numb.

I like to work outside when’s possible. This is what working outside in Bangkok looks like now and maybe forever more. #bangkokpollution #ClimateCrisis #bangkok

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

It's my day off. I'm spending it organizing my bookshelf and trying to ignore the idiotic theatrics of an insane president who puts lives in danger to satiate his maniacal ego. Also, trying to get back into Twitter.

"We're going to beat this Corona virus, or whatever you want to call it." Yes, it's called the Corona virus. Or, more colloquially, Covid. Don't try to cast doubt on this very real disease that has killed over 200,000 Americans, you nit wit.

Clump of beans. Fermentation will be uneven. Hence, it gets sorted out. This is a cacao bean representation of Trump's mangled brain. We can sort him out in November. #VoteHimOut

While receiving the world’s best medical care, President Trump tells the rest of us to embrace risk. nyer.cm/0pmOUQY

I'm pretty sure the $750 he paid in taxes last year didn't cover 2 hours at Walter Reed. Glad yr enjoying free socialist medicine, Mr President #VoteHimOut #VoteBlueToEndThisNightmare

Breaking: "In an unprecedented move," the New England Journal of Medicine has published an editorial "condemning the Trump admin for its response to the Covid-19 pandemic – and calling for the current leadership in the US to be voted out of office." cnn.com/2020/10/07/hea…

Pence taking a page out of Trump's toilet roll to talk over opponent and moderator. #PENCE_HARRIS_DEBATE

Total time a fly sat on Mike Pence's head: two minutes

Other than not answering any questions, having Covid pinkeye, having insects nest in his brain while he carried water for a clown, I’d say Pence did pretty well.

Swats away flies and lies. Get yours today: store.joebiden.com/truth-over-fli…

End of the work day, brain out of socket, pours boiling hot water directly on hand. 😭

The weather is cooling down in Bangkok. Perfect roasting weather. #cacaoroasting #thaicacao #chocolatemaker #roaster

Thank you, Twitter, for getting rid of the twit.

Funny how cacao producing countries have the least optimal conditions for chocolate making. Thoughts while sweating profusely in Bangkok #cacaomusings

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