This Saturday, local crowd! Tickets available here: brownpapertickets.com/event/6146702 This event is sponsored by a grant from the Jersey City Arts Council.

Hi hello Anna is rejoicing in performative femininity again

I might be using my upcoming show as an excuse to make the tropical hair flowers of my dreams

Hi #JerseyCity people! My show is TOMORROW! 7pm at the Barrow Mansion, 83 Wayne St. This cast is literal perfection, join us!

Please enjoy an unedited red eye photo from my show that so many people came to we brought more chairs from the basement and the bar sold out

Anna Zand is not here, she’s on bsky! Oh My Gods! Magic and delight. Electricity. The buzzing from caffeine. A face the could hold a stolen breath at will. Also Hot damn...

1. Bela Lugosi’s Dead 2. Bubble bath

I hope this lady is still thinking about this.

I did NOT show this to my ballet teacher to prove I am learning to spot turns but I probably should have.

The horrified gasp my toddler let out when he opened the fridge and there was NO APPLE JUICE means the scariest moment of Halloween already happened. Everyone can go home!

I’m up to four kids screaming ELSA at me and I have not put on a costume yet.

We ran out of candy at the house but 6 ran and got some of her candy for the guest bowl and at least I’m doing one thing right.

Anna Zand is not here, she’s on bsky! To have a kid with that heart? You're doing it right every single day.

Anna vs elements of vogue: Duckwalk: NEGATIVE POINTS A TODDLER COULD TAKE ME Hands: 5/10 Face: 5/10 Body: 7/10, full time dancers win but I would wreck a casual Floorwork: GO HOME, I WILL EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH DINNER AND SNACKS YOU WILL NOT HAVE A CRUMB TO BURY

Hive mind what’s the best way to get Nutella vomit off a powder blue wool blend coat?

I just changed a diaper that made me go OH YOU ARE SICK SICK

Face card, no cash no credit.

I am exclusively on blue sky these days and if you’re not you are missing OUT.