[Agent Smith from the Matrix] The peak of your civilization.

My officemate in my first year (2010) used his university-owned iMac to CPU-mine bitcoin at night when no one was there. At the end of the year, he’d acquired 50 BTC and cashed out at $12/BTC and bought a new bicycle.

I agree, this is deeply unfair to Pharaoh.

[At the playground with my 2 yr old, two other parents nearby talking to each other.] Parent 1: So how do you like [local magnet elementary school]? Parent 2: Well- Her: I LOVE MAGNETS!!!

Our newest publisher on the Lede network is (for me) some local flavor: welcome L.A. TACO🌴🌮! lataco.com

In the event that this exodus from the bird app actually catches on, you can find me on bluesky at this same handle

Joke's on them, I already stopped donating when they ended need-blind admissions in 2010.

Ok, so there I was doing the thing I’m complaining about other people doing, right,

Never leaving this website

“She should be wearing a lifejacket.” — my 3 year old, upon watching Moana sail away in pursuit of Maui

I used to root for the high holidays to all be on weekdays because it got me out of NYC alt side parking, now I root for them to be on weekends so preschool isn’t closed. 5784 is a slam dunk already. Shana tova, friends. 🍎🍯

Shabbat shalom to all my fellow Jews who are on 17 new WhatsApp threads since last weekend and still haven’t taken down their sukkah.

Didn't realize we had so many munitions and artillery experts here on X dot com.

My parents were really out ahead on this one, actually.

Briefly interrupting Israel-Palestine chat to inform Gov. Newsom and other California democrats that, as a Mainer, this situation is actually not an invitation to you to opine on my home state's purportedly inadequate gun laws. Go back to bashing Florida, if you have to.

I was in high school and a pretty heavy Eve 6 listener when 9/11 happened. It is very weird to be here now for the dude to partake of "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" type ideation.

Lots to think about this Hanukkah, like the fact that if I wish to eat my leftover candles on Passover, the OU says it is kosher to do so. Chag sameach, everyone.

They either got confused about which holiday apples and honey are for, or they expect me to make my own applesauce.

The real funny part of this seder plate viral tweet is that the box of matzoh in the lower center of the photo is clearly Trader Joe's brand K4P matzoh, which prominently says "product of Israel" on the box (and which I presume the protesters intend to boycott).