Imagine telling your kids you lost money in crypto because you got rugged by the President of the United States, $Trump

Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I said nothing for 55 minutes

count orlok in nosferatu:

are you seeing this shit my liege

snoopy in the criterion closet

How the fuk was Eggers not nominated. Nosferatu is CINEMA - incredible pacing and framing -cinematography always feels interesting -so hard to make a believable period piece and this just flowed beautifully -all the actors were ✨️

Huge dating mistake I made: Only dating women in their 20s The problem: they have low salaries and don’t have a valuable professional network Then I realized that 60-year old men make 10x as much and have amazing professional networks Now I exclusively date men in their 60s

I don’t sugarcoat, and I don’t play politics. I’m here to serve the Cardano mission with transparency, focus, and integrity. *Remember to vote for Oomfie 🫰

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

Gf who understands that you are quantum entangled with ur ex and doesn't make a big deal about it

Me listening to the earnings call of a company I own 1 share in

not my circus but admittedly those ARE my monkeys

is grape paddling the solution to borby bones? that’s what you people sound like

He’s not ignoring you queen he just got raptured 🫶

i love cooking for people i love fattening them up for my own consumption at a later date

friends with benefits but the benefit is just having a friend

Life addicts be like "Just one more day!"