Texts from Chinese parents

New Biden Directive Shields Federal Scientists From Political Interference buff.ly/2MgFVrg | Eric Katz

this Super Bowl could have been an email

Bummer! Maybe next year. #LondonMarathon2021

"In contrast with possible uncertainty about the express or implied meaning of his words on January 6, there can be no question that Trump used the bully pulpit of the presidency day after day to try to delegitimize the election," Richard H. Pildes writes: on.theatln.tc/PISYODV

I hope this sequel is better than the original.

Reminds me of that story about the lawyer whose spell check corrected all instances of “sua sponte” to sea sponge. Lawyers and technology aren’t a good mix.

Maybe Trumps’s lawyers would have come off better if they had dialed in with a kitten filter

We’re somehow getting by using the “one chore a day” agreement. It’s usually loading/unloading the dishwasher.

I am sure that Ted Cruz, a despicable, useless, smug, pontificating, slimeball, spineless Trump sycophant who helped spread the deranged Big Lie far and wide to please his orange faced cult leader who insulted his father & wife, is going there to pick up the check for The Wall?

I feel like I owe Ted Cruz an apology. When he voted against sending aid to my home state of New Jersey after Sandy I accused him of only caring about Texas. I was obviously wrong.

I should mention that I’ve never experienced racism as ugly and overt as I had growing up in the USA. I’m disgusted and horrified by the worsening treatment of Asian Americans, but I’m absolutely not surprised by it. #StopAsianHate

If we had a small army of old Cantonese ladies at Capitol Hill on January 6th, the insurrection would have been put down much quicker.

Behold. Meet The Press panel to discuss anti-Asian violence.

Was at the Amsterdam Dungeon and they asked what my biggest fear was, so I said “A toxic work environment and unclear objectives”. Guy just said “oh most people say snakes”

Daughter wants me to buy clothes from the NewYorker store so I said yes and sent her an article about Camille Bordas’s latest book in The New Yorker. My mom jokes don’t seem to hit the mark.

Listening to the news about flooding in Switzerland and they keep calling it Lake Lucerne. It’s not Lake Lucerne! Come on, is it really that hard to pronounce Vierwaldstättersee?!?

Why do all other girls look great with a middle part, and I look like an up and coming drummer from the 80s auditioning for Whitesnake and just hoping I’ll finally get my chance at stardom

I like how patriots in Ukraine defend their Capitol, instead of attacking it.

So excited to be joining the #WashUColorectal family next year. Eternally gratefully to my mentors at UChicago Surgery, my coresidents UChicago Surgery Residents and my family (Xiaolu Jake Eide) for their love and support!