drop a picture of you that looks like an album cover. Folk duo's experimental foray into electronica.

Setting out in my horseless carriage 🚩

Wish we could know what Joan Didion thinks of death.

Was at the Van Gogh Self-Portrait exhibition at Courtalds. Reminded of Jon Hanna. Miss you, Jon. courtauld.ac.uk/whats-on/van-g…

I love dating profile group photos where everyone else's face is scrubbed out, like they're the last target on a hit list.

Passed a wind chime and got tense: need to change my alarm clock tone.

How much time is spent hovering over the pause button on a podcast waiting for an academic to finish an interminable paragraph, clause upon clause, proviso on proviso, so you can go do something else?

Thanks for all the hard work to host the fantastic #BisexualAgenda event @we_are_biscuit BiSurvivorsNetwork The Bisexual Index

<cracking a poppadom> This is my body…

Picking a fight with a sausage that won’t turn over on the grill #IllShowYouWhosBoss

Consider the effort being put into making non-meat burgers taste like charred flesh.

Washing coming in from the clothes line as dessicated as a parchment.

At fifty-something I consider it an achievement to finally be able to maintain a conversation with a barber, and not pray for it to lapse into the inevitable awkward silence.

Right about now Charles Ryder is packing his bags in his Parisian atelier to come back and beat up strikers on the picket line.

Dating profiles of teachers saying "I'm not very good at this. Haha."

The use of “centre-right” in recent days shows how the Overton Window has shifted to the extension.

A little reminder that I'm available for maths-related writing and editorial work. You might be forgiven for thinking that I specialise in quirky pieces about mathematical cakes, but I'm happy to work on non-food-related maths projects too! Now booking work for May onwards.