The eyes don’t lie Chico

Twelon X the free speech everything app I understand, I can be who I am and say what I’ve opinions about and maybe meet an alien one day like Elon Musk But gosh darn Shut the front door and shit the bed type of trigger I read posts and no filter reply like my dams dry

Aliens are real Elon Musk

From janitor to pope of 1.3 billion if Francis can you can - the peoples

What does the pope do? Serious question!

Oi ya big beautiful man, TOPGUNS82 get some ThePigPen and let’s do some spaces. Hope your doing ok bro 😘

I regularly Laugh in my sleep belly laughing like a mad man at about 545am this GM I shoosh’d my 7 month old and called him a gremlin And then belly laughed for a few minutes I’m fully awake now and realised what I was doing I still think it was hilarious

I’ve started working on PigPen series 2 art PigPen metadata will be updated & have a 3rd toggle switch to access the new art This is going to be a new look & will feel like a brand new collection No timeline as of yet, but expect to see some teasers in the coming weeks Oink

Vacuous is as vacuous does Forest gump said it best “Stupid is as stupid does” I’ve decided I will cease and desist in dancing with pedestrian minded cretinism If they can’t prefrontal two step into a cortex Dip, they will never pirouette like a Prima ballerina mind I

Jellycat is life I worked until 12:30am last night Drove home, sorted clothes for the next day of work and sat for five minutes with half a glass of wine and all of a sudden its was 2am, Falling asleep at 2:15am Fast forward sleep to 6:50am my two year old the house boss

I am king Pott’a Slap my chest with a victoria cross of potta and Crown me king in washing detergent warfare tidying, arranging and pottering I’m like a caffeinated squirrel with a broom like a dust assassin hood up, eyes down, scoping out crumbs like its signed to Interscope,

A joke without a punchline is like 0% champagne at a celebration all sparkle | no spirit Laughing at a joke like that Doesn’t make cents and clearly never adds up to a dollar’s worth Kind of like a unicorn without its one magical horn, you’re just a horse Of course of course

ADHD: The Burdened Gift Yesterday I went to a wedding alone, which was already a lot to process in itself A neurotypical human would of being super excited as they are for any simple, new or social setting event But for the neurodivergent me; I pooped three times, couldn’t

The triangle effect of a full circle Each to their own Own to their each; sown Perspective grows where perceptions Thrown, like sh|t at a wall hoping something sticks In sharing of another’s tale; Positive, negative or the greatest of all time The narrative is seeded by

We grew up sunburnt sugar fuelled high And 2 bob worth of chips was more than enough The weekend was one big beach day and running out of tomato sauce was a sin Demographically blessed with flip-flops and foam surfboards our reality was built on tan lines, seagull paranoia,

“I zinc it’s working” Welcome to dad of sudoo voodoo Where nappy cream meets questionable genius magic Who would of thought; sudo crem and its property minerals blended are pure white gold for breakouts on the money maker so forth, I reluctantly slathered it all up on my

Social media killed the cat “curious?” The dissociative truth and disconnection to self; it’s easier to scroll mindlessly than deep dive into the ocean of ‘see.’ Not sea, but see: the self observing, yet blind to its own course, hitting rocks, blaming the boat, and wondering

Whilst everyone is creating; GRWM, out fit of the day, day in the life, I woke up like this, cat fish angles, filtered living, F.eye clout, I’m naked but not naked for attention, chicken fillet surprises, I’m organic but I vape, copy pasta, I seen it before Your not original

Sizzle in the Pan: Peppa Pig So there I was, deep in the trenches of dad life kids napping, half the house cleaned, the other half just silently judging me Then I realized something horrifying… I’d sat down and been watching Peppa Pig Like, actually watching it Not in the