Eurghhhh Sunday evening. On the plus side all my students have broken up for summer and it’s just summer school week for new students. So it should be quite fun ☺️

Putting the cat shelves above the sofa was a genius move on my part. I love looking at their little toe beans hanging over the edge

IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼

Monday done ☺️

I don’t mean to be dramatic but I’d die for this baby 🥹

I feel like if one got on me, I would die on the spot anyway.

Pissed me off

We’ve found a park, in all my years of living in the area I didn’t know this park existed. We’ve got the whole place to ourselves.

People on my Facebook this week…… 😬

What time period was it that bellies and fuller figures were seen as beautiful?! Take me back to that.

😮‍💨😮‍💨Oh, Andrew Garfield

Helicopter noise detected. I drop everything, open FlightRadar like a high-tech spy, and nod smugly at the tiny whirlybird flying overhead. Yes, I do know where you’re going, little chopper. Carry on.

Am I the only one that thinks Labubus are fucking ugly and can’t see what the hype is about?!

Morning you lot☺️

Why is eating protein yoghurts like a whole workout on its own. It’s like chewing on a bag of wet flour.

Gosh I hate it when someone me for no reason.

Yeah, I would not recommend doing this.

Fit

I’m half way through the first episode of 24hours in police custody- the nightclub predator. The footage from the back garden alone is enough for me to say he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison. If I hear otherwise ima be fuming.