as i get older, nice weather is really something precious, something to enjoy, and something to talk about. like yes, this is a big deal. this sun, this light breeze. this is big.

as long as i look good in the mirror, to hell with phone cameras.

I also love when they listen to me with the stethoscope; it relaxes the hell out of me 😂

AGED LIKE A FINE WINEEE

My 5 y.o. daughter wanted my husband to carry her and he asked her “Do you have legs?” & she replied with “Do you have arms?” 😂😭😭

the way he slowly rose back up was true cinema LMFAOOO😭😭😭

this post has really rattled me

I’ve never pronounced the “L” so hard in my life than when I went into Ace Hardware asking for caulk just now

One of my favorite hairsculpts

face card always valid

As much as we hate paying these bills, we’ve got to say, ‘Thank you God,’ every time we do because the ability to pay them is a blessing in itself.

Jersey Shore was soooo far ahead with “gym, tan, laundry” bc that’s lowkey the perfect morning

i miss my girl friends

I can not comprehend other cities not having public bathrooms I’m bouta fucking piss in the god damn street

"Working on a problem reduces the fear of it. It’s hard to fear a problem when you are making progress on it—even if progress is imperfect and slow. Action relieves anxiety."

I should be at the Kali Uchis concert rn 🥲