When students in my class start fighting I force them to hug😹 i love being the adult

Off with their heads fr

I hate when I give ppl my name and they put 2 n’s instead of 1😭😭 idky I hate it but I do. I will literally say my name is Briana with 1 N. Why is Brianna more common than Briana!

Hella ppl been asking me for money. Must be a sign I’m bout to be rich 🥳

I be squinting my my eyes at people knowing damn well I got 20/20 vision

UPS got their drivers fucked up!! Give them some ac wtf?!???

My morning shit is mandatory!!

Damn rich ppl really arguing on my timeline while I’m tryna get ready for work🤨🤨 whoever send me a milli so I don’t have to work today is who side I’m on

Everytime a child tells me 6/7.. I ask what’s 6 times 7

KYLESISTER Lmaooooooooooo yo yall always swear its voodoo when its the shit youdoooooo

All niggas in the hood do is look up to other niggas in the hood

Yak over slime any day 😔😔😔😔GLEE

Elon musk brought Twitter so he can be on everybody for you page

real

When ppl don’t let me into traffic, I just turn 🥳 how about them apples bitch I know you see me

Good sex have you feeling like the most sexiest bitch in the room

I been having bad luck with hairstylist alllll month geesh😭😭

Okay but why is teaching & corrections lowkey the same thing no offense but deadass

Why when you delete a mf number apple be tryna play crazy 🤨🤨🤨 ain’t no MAYBE: husband bitchhhhhhh!!!