Barber told me he raising prices because of tariffs… I almost tombstoned this nigga

Funniest shit I seen today nicca said niccas go to the mall n say “these hard” n leave wit a auntie Ann’s pretzel 😭

No degree white men are single handily saving this country

tariff this, tariff that. how about you tariff those clothes & sit on my face.

I’m going to sell my $fartcoin bag at $10 and buy a diesel truck that makes a fart noise every time I roll coal.

Your welcome.

gainzy has a balanced take on ethereum

A $FARTCOIN whale just bought $39.99 of plan b for your wife 🐳

Check out these seashells I found on the beach

Sold some SOL meme coins and locked up some more of a guarantee #OneMarket $XCH

Giddy up!

Mockchains… mockchains everywhere

NFTs with royalties, Enhanced US equities, Fractional real estate, and GPUs that earn. These are real world assets - all in production except Permuto Capital which will be live this summer - only on Chia Network

Decentralization is based on Nakamoto Coefficient, not these two retconned points. The NC affects both the “minority” AND the “majority.” Neither can make decisions for the other, by design. If you want the majority to make decisions for you, use this idiot’s database.

coinbase did it first.

Normies think Bitcoin is “too risky” while they swipe Tinder at 1:43 AM under a ceiling fan caked with dust, DMing divorced single moms who list their kids’ zodiac signs, while their fridge contains nothing but expired ranch dressing, 7 Modelo cans, and government cheese, praying

Them: How big of a conspiracy theorist are you? Me:

kanye gonna rug then drop a song called full stack hitler.