this is the guy everyone saw burn and melt alive on a hospital bed with an IV attached to him. remember these people are more than just numbers. they had a life, a family, dreams just like us.

scream

beavers building a dam:

wait…. they don’t love you like i love you….

truly the worst

Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again

someone at work called me young yesterday and i'm still riding that high

Megalopolis (Coppola) (2024)

NEW: The federal judge in Texas overseeing Elon Musk's suit against Media Matters made more Tesla stock transactions than previously known, new records show U.S. District Judge Reed O'Connor continues to deliver pro-Musk rulings as an investor in Tesla npr.org/2024/10/16/g-s…

can you explain why you shrek it

we're in times square 👀👀

i just know there were a bunch of future meme style messages sent last night from dudes tryna reconnect with their exes who were 1D fans

badly rendered car from gta for the ps1

He’s so important to me

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin???

Someone should explain to him that he dropped a fire IG caption.

t swirl crepe? i thought you said t swag crepe