Coming out of twitter retirement to live tweet during the 2008 National Championship game at 11 AM CT on CBS. I feel pretty good about this one.

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Expert pick: the final must be The Wheel (Kansas) and Bentley’s (Maryland). No question! Staggered out of both! The Wagon Wheel RJ Bentley's #BarstoolBestBar #barstoolwheel @barstoolrjb

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Wow! The five people in the stands are really going to enjoy these 🙌

Michael Jordan brings like seven million people together for two hours every Sunday night just to calmly destroy guys he didn't like two decades ago. This is the television event of the century.

Best flop since Italy won the 2006 World Cup

So egregious and severe that the players involved either: 1) Served a suspension and got reinstated. 2) Never played for Kansas. 3) Played for Duke.

I just heard a guy call country “farm emo” and wow, he’s right.

Some of y’all complaining about wearing a mask probably have bad breath

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child. Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

why didn’t the vampires in twilight stop the holocaust

World War Sea

They call me Fuckery Fuckman

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

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