i’m bored!!!!!

barflys updated their jukebox. this is not a drill. barflys updated their jukebox

me: why doesn’t anyone hit on me irl :( me when someone hits on me irl:

sorry for having major cunt disease

left for dallas at 4:30pm on the day before thanksgiving

just discovered the joys of edible and reality tv. i’m 26

listening to elliott smith at the gym #femcelscontainmultitudes

morgan wallen on the p4k list but hayley not……

talked to one of my favorite songwriters about texas, the replacements, and the long-awaited return of the lemonheads austinchronicle.com/music/evan-dan…

bleach stain on my oasis jersey… i actually want to die a little

i’ve never cared about reality tv in my life but i am now addicted to the secret lives of mormon wives

the concept of the concept…

go overboard at the office christmas party. work from bed hungover the next day. go see the lemonheads. spend $100 at the merch stand. get whataburger on the way home. have a ki with the employee. eat your patty melt while watching mormon wives. this is friday at 26

oh rob reiner :(

and it’s not because i’m lonely and it’s not because it’s new year’s eve

mom just said austin has the ugliest guys she’s ever seen. so true tammy that’s why i’m single

i’m in gods country (denton texas)

2025 was probably the worst year of my life but it was also my first year as editor at my favorite publication and i’m proud of what i accomplished! which more or less means i put my favorite things on the cover