I’m just gonna stop talking to people or making any type of plans.

I was today years old when I found out why Pepsi changed Sierra Mist to Starry. Porn stars are wild!

I had a child in my daycare years ago.. to this day his father will send me 14+ messages that get left on read…

Guys, stop that shit. It’s not cute. If we don’t reply we don’t want to!

Apparently we did all of winter in two weeks and we’re going to do all tornado season in two weeks too! 😳

I did a thing… didn’t hurt as bad as I thought it would

Got an email today that my dad’s IRA check was finally sent out to me! That was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be

Happy Friday!!! Hope yall have a great weekend. Enjoy my Dixxon :)

Her: Are we going out tonight?
Me: maybe. It’s not you. I’m just mentally a mess today
Her: okay

Okay?! Just okay!? What the fuck kind of friend doesn’t support you when you say you’re a mess?! Christ I need better friends

I just want to tell my parents that I’ve brought my store from near bottom to almost the top of my district…

They would both be proud of me 😭

Morning me is super mad at night me because she didn’t get gas on the way home last night and made morning me late this morning 🤣

It’s me and my 3.5 hours of sleep against the world today!

Sometimes I make really poor choices.. I’ll deal with the consequences tomorrow 🤣

Welcome to the 40s club.. you reached wrong and threw out your shoulder!

I tried to eat alone at a restaurant this year. It was awkward…

Wonder if going to a concert alone would be fine.. cuz I really want to go to one but have nobody that can go with

When did potato start to mean ugly/mid?

Potatoes grow in dark places! They are low maintenance. They’re versatile and can take many forms to fit any meal. They’re delicious & everyone likes them in at least one if not many ways.

Potatoes are a staple! I hope I am a potato 🥔

There’s hope… I’ll be important over time!

Always let her know she’s your first thought in the morning, your last thought before you fall asleep and that’s she’s every thought in between

Not me spending my child free nights rewatching One Tree Hill for the 5th or 6th time.

Fuck I need a life

I can’t seem to sleep in when I don’t have to get up early.. it’s rather annoying