Brokeback Mountain didn't use any lube or prep at all. I'm appalled by the lack of realism.

Is that another movie I have to add to the list?

... I see.

/He secretly loves chick flicks./ Whenever I have free time, Buck.

[There are legit tears in my eyes] x.com/jxmesbbarnes/s…

[Autocorrect I hate you]

[Tempted to make another Steve...]

How about no. x.com/starksbrat/sta…

You have a less chance of ruining everything by accident if you're normal, at least. x.com/BloodiedIron/s…

If I don't no one else will.

[Tfw no RPs]

Instead of a cybernetic arm I should have asked for a cybernetic knee. It would have been a whole lot more useful.

Steve's a punk. Pass it on

Bucky's a jerk. Pass it on.

It ain't my fault that big guy pulled a knife on us and we had to run. It also ain't my fault mother nature is a cruel woman.

I had 'em on the ropes, but /someone/ had to come and drag me away!

Yeah, well... I guess I'm glad I had a real jerk of a best friend to back me up, huh?

Nearly a century years old, huh old man? I guess you could say I'm a sucker for older men. Happy birthday, jerk. James B. Barnes

When will my pug vase return from war?

// "Can't I just read?" •New account •But not new to RP •Or to Marvel •Descriptive and can do less serious RTs appreciated