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Jake English

@x2pistols_wink

Bones are the stories of us. πŸ’€[Homestuck RP|non-sburb au|πŸ”«Jake❀AraneaπŸ•Έ|18+|forensic anthropologist]

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> You've just finished parking in front of your apartment when it starts pouring rain! The only cover is right in front of the door. Nervously look over at @argiopeGala and shut the car off. "You ready to make a run for it? You need to be careful though."

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Jake English > Your face is blue once again, and your full lips were parted as you blatantly gawked like some dumb school girl with a crush. > Your name is Aranea Serket, and you’ve officially come to acknowledge your attraction to this /silly/ man.

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> You've just finished your shower, only donning a pair of briefs and shorts when you go to the kitchen to start your beautiful bacon. > You think this will be a nice meal along with some eggs and toast for you and Aranea to chow down on.

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> You're about to head into the grocery store. You wanted to get some protein powder and some peanut-free granola bars.it'd be helpful when you spent your time exercising.

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> You have tons of time to kill, so you peruse the aisles. It's almost as if you're memorizing them. After all, you have no idea where most things are.