I’m an Elder Millenial. I am 38. I have no kids. My knees do not hurt. I am not perimenopausal. I was born in 1987 and I did have both a landline and a Walkman growing up and I’m basically a 25 year old who isn’t stupid and has money, this shit rules

Hitler in heaven getting told that the whole world is against the Jews now

Siempre del lado correcto de la historia

They kidnapped Maduro and assassinated Khamenei before they arrested a single Epstein pedophile….

🚨 Billie Eilish's "HIT ME HARD AND SOFT" and Bad Bunny's "Un Verano Sin Ti" & "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS" are the fastest albums in history to reach 10 BILLION streams on Spotify.

Jews running to germany for safety. God has a sense of humor.

My grandma once told me: “You should fall in love with someone intelligent, because on the days you can’t have sex, it becomes really valuable to be able to have a glass of wine and talk.”

lo malo del amor propio es que el amor propio no me la va a chupar

Que palote de clásico

300 son míos

Life is amazing: -gyms exist -Coke Zero exists -hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1 -every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores) -you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a

I’m in love with this sentence: “The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”

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watching twitter porn in between sets to keep your testosterone high >>>>

Tetas son tetas; naturales, operadas, caídas, paradas, pequeñas, grandes, todas divinas, todas se agradecen, criticarlas es muy de maricones y estupidas.

Bad bunny es impacto cultural digan lo que digan, casi un mes después en un centro comercial en pr 🇵🇷❤️

Puede que si, pero para las tetas no hay ejercicio.

No one leaves their seat. The whole crowd applauds. Proud of our team.

Este disco cada vez se pone mejor open.spotify.com/track/7cVS9dvp…