The Superintendent of Public Instruction has banned markers and pies in schools after he saw this pornographic drawing during a grade school classroom visit.

Joe Biden sent this to Governor Gordon at 11:33pm on Saturday. “Look at me, I’m Mark Gordon, I’m the most popular Governor, I write budget proposal, I sue the federal government.”

Several puppies have disappeared from the new sled dog breeding center in the Senate Chamber. A witness saw former Superintendent of Public Instruction Schroeder sobbing with a “lumpy potato bag that whined” in the elevator.

If your road isn’t plowed, it’s because the Wyoming Republican Party put you on the “no-plow RINO” list. Teton County, call a billionaire with a snow plow. Albany County, call Fort Collins.

This giving Tuesday, we hope you’ll consider purchasing our new Bucking Horse and Rider coin. Treasurer Meier has also offered half-price buy-ins for poker night this Friday.

We are excited to announce our new sweepstakes! For $250 you can purchase a chance to win a legislative shock collar for a week. Winners can choose their legislator and will be able to shock them for poor behavior. Some rules apply.

You’ve obviously never met our gooses.

We’ve confirmed these are due to our cloud seeding efforts. Since we seeded these clouds, they’ve grown a mind of their own. We’ve yet to get additional precipitation though 🤷‍♂️

We have a snow storm coming in. If you have plans to travel. Lol.

The Freedom Caucus has asked for gay people to be banned on campus to create a safe space for them. Creating a safe space for the caucus would allow those that just moved here to visit the University. #GoPokes

We have turned the thermostat down because we’ve run out of coal and you’ve all been naughty this year. Damn it, Lusk, you know what you did.

Hey Montana, hold my beer.

Someone needs to keep these legislators from returning to Cheyenne to keep the pile up from continuing at the Capitol.

Three members of the Freedom Caucus sustained firework injuries on Tuesday. Despite voting against funding for ambulance services, each of them received transportation to a hospital. One demanded a life flight and had the bill sent to his church. All were released with bandaids.

If you’ve been using your heater the past few days, you’re from Colorado.

Secretary of State Chuck Gray will be riding in the Cheyenne Frontier Days mutton busting rodeo this year. He wasn’t tall enough to register for men’s rodeo but we’re proud of him just the same! #gochucky

Don’t miss the Cheyenne Frontier Days Rodeo folks!

Secretary of State Chuck Gray was lost in the parade yesterday. Please return him to the Capitol if found.

The Wyoming Freedom Caucus is pleased to announce that half of their campaign funds will go towards building a jail for librarians and county clerks.

We have now labeled all librarians domestic terrorists. If you’re reading a book, you may be subject to a red flag law.