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If I say I want to annex your country, that’s a COMPLIMENT. Jesus

Polish people when I irony post about Poland: “ha ha funny joke” Italians when I joke about Italy: “your body will never be found”

Honestly, I just decide what countries I want to annex and think of the reasons later. I don’t really care whose land belonged to whom historically. “Turkey is ancestral German land!” “Wait, is it really?” “idk”

Very cool! The Anglo-Saxons might call it a mererīċe, or “sea empire.” You could also say sǣ for “sea” or wald for “empire.” Are you listening, Eastern Euros?

>The only stereotype that's not true is that smart people don’t stereotype

Don’t say “exclave.” The native English word would be “sunderyard,” which I’ve derived from Old English sundor- (“separate”) + ġeard (“enclosed space”).

Strēt in Cyneberge, ġedēgod (Street in Koenigsberg, colorized)

In Old English, someone who gives you hope was called a hyhtġeofa, or ‘hope-giver’, derived from hyhtġeofu ‘hope-gift, the gift of hope’.

If the Anglo-Saxons saw this in the night sky, they’d call it a tungolheorot, or ‘star deer’

We must bring back cool Old English names. Imagine naming your son Éomer, or ‘horse-famed’, and nobody thinks you’re weird.

Crazy that fashion trends have always existed. Imagine being a young man in Iron Age Europe, and the old people are complaining that all these young punks won’t shave their mustaches and stop wearing pants.

“Ure fægre Engla land todæg”

Tried to walk up to a drive-thru and order something. idk why they wouldn’t let me do that

The default response to this stuff is that if Germany would just become a utopia with no racism and poverty, third-world immigrants would commit no more crime than Germans. Which makes me wonder: 1) How do you know that? Seriously, how? 2) Why introduce problems that can only

Maybe the answer to “Why aren’t there any conservative comedians?” is that the funniest conservatives are people like HowlingMutant who know they’d get murdered if they told their jokes in public.