Bruh if my parents knew me... like the real me, damn I'd be homeless 😭

We going w the New York Yankees on this one

Bro How tf is rent for 28 days the same amount as 31 days??? Where my change!!

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

Dortmund in for a surprise

If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy taken. Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships

The older I get, the more I value peace of mind

b¡tches w a big forehead be funny as fvck! u know what flatscreen i kinda like u!

Going all in on the Los Angeles Angels 🔥

you're in her dms but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes in order to figure out if either of us have autism

good luck sending mixed signals, I don't even understand direct ones

$309 well spent

Could be us

N4N ‼️ Comment to lock 🔐 in. Need 200 active notis.

i deadass be tryna take 2-3 minute naps in the morning n sh¡t 😭 alarm go off at 7:35, i'm like "shid i'll get up at 7:38"

The Tampa Bay Rays got a strong hold on this one

Why jobs that pay you less be tryna work you the hardest talking about "lets pick up the pace" bxtch lets pick up the pay tf 😭 p

All hopes on the Detroit Tigers

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don't know anything to make your life easier.