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Every morning I hatch from an egg and my wife has to rinse my small limp body in the sink. Growth occurs throughout the work day, and by lunch I tower over even my tallest coworkers! By dinner I’m shriveled, and my wife carries me to bed- I lay tomorrow’s egg and die once more :)

Me: *walking down the aisle, my giant white t-shirt trailing along behind me* Don’t cry… don’t cry… *a dozen bridesmaids lift the hem as I step up to the altar* Fiancé: you look beautiful in that sized-up tee babe 😌 Me: I do 😭 *sobbing into his oversized crewneck sweater*

What a polite young man. I hope he doesn’t say anything disgusting

seeing gotham trending on tumblr just felt like getting shot in the face

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if you hate him you will dje and go to hell

shadowheart appreciation day, amen

tom would send this to greg 67 times

dream of the endless music open.spotify.com/track/3LwcUjK7…

nobody has a better tattoo than my friend cale

you're such a flirt and i'm such a fool

tamino photographed by milo weiler on the set of ‘the longing’ live performance video, 2023

bro

Boomer necromancer: skeletons nowadays would rather pick up a camera and record themselves playing their ribcage like a xylophone than pick up a spear for the skeleton army Zoomer ghoul: Day 64 of eating one bat a day until we get term limits for the Council of the Undying