a sword isn’t enough. we need to give Chappell Roan a gun

the past 3 days have taught me that most whites think Haitians are a type of evil gnome or something

chappell roan hating fame and her fans and also being a lesbian makes her our generation's kurt kobain

Nah, Chappell is a College of Valour bard

every day i smoke weed and bend the rules of english in unforeseeable ways

i know too much /tttt/ lingo despite never using the board because my transition mom used 4chan while i was still an egg which is basically like smoking while pregnant

Thinking about how Der Sturmer used to just print every single crime committed by a Jew as if it was a front page story

butler, please bring my honored guest another pair of margarita towers.

That last line. My god this is depraved

i feel like if i had been born female i probably would have ended up dysphoric and transitioned. i am cursed to carry around this turbo-gender brain in every timeline

If the transsexual did not exist, the transphobe would force-fem her

like nerd shit? buy Nick’s nerd shit ebay.com/str/somsales?m…

If you celebrate the killing of Israeli children, you'll be called a terrorist. If you celebrate the killing of Lebanese children, you are likely a respectable journalist, politician or public figure. A case study in how to dehumanize millions of people.

FUN TRANSGENDER FACTS: c!s women in public restrooms can tell from the sound of your pee hitting the toilet bowl that you have a penis, and they are terrified of you. they’re all talking about it when you’re not around

i will stop playing friday when my therapy bills are recouped

we do a little gender

Speeding drivers speed so they can enjoy an extra 90 seconds browsing their most cherished apps in the parking lot of their destination

This is Alan's version of "one last job, then i'm out of the game forever"