No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -Abraham Lincoln

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. -Nora Ephron

A dog wags its tail with its heart. -Martin Buxbaum

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. — Laurence J. Peter

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either. - Unknown

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and he will give you a look saying,`My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! -Dave Barry

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.- Rita Rudner

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. -Louis Sabin

Happiness is a warm puppy. -Charles M. Schultz

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. - Gilda Radner

Did your pup's breed make the top 10? fb.me/1GukVneWV

Dog texting. ROFL. (Because dogs don't LOL.) fb.me/1JLDqk3Pi

Oh my... double-dutching dogs do exist fb.me/1UhCBipz2

Kennels--pshaw. How about B & B's for dogs? fb.me/2bXBvLWVL

You can't hug every cat... but you can darn well try. fb.me/1Z6mhQPOy

Has anyone ever biked with their dog? I'm so afraid that I'll run him over >_< fb.me/1aiJq84Nh

I will never complain about vacuuming dog hair again... I will never complain about vacuuming dog hair again... I... fb.me/FaQ1vatg

I will never complain about vacuuming dog hair again... I will never complain about vacuuming dog hair again... I... fb.me/suryDFQv

Dog people, take 10 minutes to get >10 laughs. fb.me/1n9y05tjO