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Johnny Depp was proven to be a wife-beater. You can call him that because the court found the evidence against him credible enough to support the allegations. All this whining is just a pathetic attempt to cling to the last shred of public support he has.

Tom be spoiling shit he don’t even know yet

Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors. He told Ben Stiller that "A lot of times I’ve played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew"

"blah blah blah, pay attention to me!!!!!"

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Kat Cammack has a history of voting against women's health protections lmao

As it happens, Iran is one of the few places that’s perfected the art of mid-rise affordable brick housing. But sure, bomb them instead of taking notes:

preaching to the choir here, but the very concept of a quota for arrest, from ice to cops, proves their own fascism. if such institutions really existed for protection, they would never use quotas.

if Gilded Age ever gets canceled I hope they end the entire show with a flash forward of everyone boarding the Titanic

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

Left a zohran event and randomly befriended some Irish girls and when I explained the mayors race and said that Cuomo has been accused of sexual harassment by like a dozen women they both looked at me absolutely horrified and were like “WHY IS HE ALLOWED TO RUN?” GREAT QUESTION!

I will never shut up about the USAID cuts, because it is one of the worst things a US President has ever done in our nation's history, no Democrat would've done it in a million years, and almost no one is fucking talking about it.

the “Kamala would’ve been just as bad as Trump” people are some of the most morally wretched, evil people to walk this earth. To lie and say that a Democrat would’ve made brutal cuts to programs saving some of the poorest people on earth is beyond disgusting

calling yourself mid but maternal in your own pinned tweet. girl, STAND UP

I want yall to unpack why yall think being poor or in the hood or struggling financially is a pillar of being black Because I promise you, I’m not going to get upset if an affluent black person uses the word nigga. The fact that yall associate being poor with blackness—and

lol lol lol lol lol lol… baby not leaking is the floor expectation of the job

Youth pastor Voice: I know another 33 year-old Brown political outsider!!!!

Give her another Tony for this.

She couldn't put her Louis Vuitton down for the speaking in tongues prayer circle?

if a female golden dater doesn't get to kiss a hot young guy on bachelor in paradise, what is EVEN THE FUCKING POINT