Leaving.

My sister everybody:

Lmao thought they was brother nature. Canela clapped yo shit

Twitter, I will ask one time only if you make this happen.... PLEASE do your thing. Michelob ULTRA

Stop giving CPR to dead situations

When you’re drunk as shit tonight and the time goes from 1:59am to 1:00am

Robber: “Any last words?” Me:

So they are gonna put all my favorite Disney channel shows from when I was a kid on the Disney plus app and expect me to pay $6.99 a month for it? Well fuck yeah you bet your Suite life of Zack and Cody Kim Possible Hannah Montana Wizards of Waverly Place ass I am

REFUCKINTWEET

I need to go to whatever party they are throwing

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time

*Me preparing dinner after being one of the last mfs to go the grocery store*

modern medicine is amazing

I took out $15,000 of student loans and since I graduate last May I repaid $2,000 and now I am so glad to share that I only have $15,633 left to pay😌

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven. x.com/Acyn/status/15…