“Help your cousin get more folding chairs from the garage” The cousin:

Me: Know what I’m thankful for? You My 4 year old: Dad do you know what I’m thankful for? Snacks 👍🏻

Happy thanksgiving you turkeys

Loving the new wapo

Making my 90 year old grandfather sit on the floor to leave his seat empty for Charlie

In his prime?

Herbert Hoover head ass

“Undermine domestic tranquility” this is Stephen Miller

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

So, murder

This is insane

New: Indiana Senate Republican Mike Bohacek, whose daughter has Down syndrome, says he’s a No on redistricting, citing Trump’s slur.

“If Mahomes misses the playoffs this year he’s out of the GOAT conversation”

On President Trump’s orders, the US military is blowing up alleged drug smugglers — men who rank near the bottom of a cartel’s hierarchy — and potentially exposing the United States to significant legal liability due to the possibility of killing innocent people. Meanwhile, he

No denial here that a second strike deliberately killed survivors on Sept 2, as we and the Post reported today. cnn.com/2025/11/28/pol…

Shut the fuck up

day 2 is where the pilgrim sandwich does the leg work

tech bros need to be nuked from this planet

very funny they talk with the exact same cadence, just two fucking idiot racists living in harmony