BREAKING: In an insane moment, MAGA influencer Benny Johnson claims he was "carjacked" in Washington DC, telling Karoline Leavitt he has "murders on the ring camera and mass shootings." If true, he's withholding a ton of crime evidence. It's not true.

"We already have the state locked in our favor. buuuuuuuut, let's cheat some more. You can never be too safe from consequence!"

Gene Simmons has the chance to do one of the most rock and roll things ever…

You know if Representative Massie is so passionate about the United States' national debt. I hope that he and his constituents realize that when republicans have the power of the purse, the debt, always goes up, including under thier god king Reagan

Notice how he didn't have the guys to say this to James Talerico when he had him on the day before. Guess your spine is made of dry spaghetti noodles, bud.

also it sounds corny, yet it’s true: good is just as irrepressible as evil. you’ll see it everywhere if you look for it. people choose to help, to comfort, to be kind, all on their own, everywhere. it might be only in very small ways, but it’s good nonetheless.

I need yall to promise me, when you have children, don’t give them access to internet, just have a tablet with pre saved shows like Bluey, Pooh, Sesame Street and so on, and do whatever you can to make the next generation less dumb, because Gen Alpha is doomed

Truly humiliating stuff here from Jillian Michaels — and from CNN for giving nonsense like this air time night after night as our democracy hangs in the balance.

Interesting take on why Christians are more concerned about homosexuality and pedophilia . . .

CM Punk was in Danhausen's vlog and Danhausen gave him an... interesting new shirt 😂😂 "I bought a gift for you because you finally main evented Monday Night WrestlingMania!" "I feel like you're gonna get in trouble if I wear this on TV"

Thanking them? Is that what "Get off our streets" means in Trumpanese?

"The weaponization of our government has ended..." youtube.com/watch?v=qaMf9I…

"Land of the free," my ass.

We saw TIMECOP on RiffTrax 🌽 Live and it was a riot, as always. And we bought a Krypto popcorn display thingie which I am going to fill with dice and YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

"but that is being human." the internet kinda switched up on this scene but i still think it's great idc #Superman

I've got tons of good pics but many of them are a little more risque so I'll be tossing those over on the site~ Patreon.com/kittybitgames

Either they're given scripts and told to "make it work" on selling us this bullshit, or they really believe it, in which case, I hate to to tell you, lady, but you're being played like a fiddle in a hoedown.

Translation: It's only okay when *we* do it.