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I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-an…

Happy “Frodo wakes up after being stabbed by the Witch-King” Day to those who celebrate.

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Doing a reading tonight at Thurber House, torn between telling a sad ghost story about an elderly man struggling with dementia or a horror comedy product review of a demonic studfinder. This will be a gametime decision.

Vote. That’s it. That’s the tweet. #vote

Hey Mark Cuban, Mark Cuban, if you start a national newspaper with reporters from the LA Times snd Washington Post who want to maintain their journalistic integrity, I will subscribe. And I will get everyone I know to do the same.

The choice is clearer than ever. 🇵🇷is🇺🇸.

Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian who is as edgy and as offensive as comedy comes, but he also doing it in good faith and in the context of stand-up comedy. And he accepts and understands what he is doing. He is RIGHT ON here.

Sadly it’s gonna be a stress box until at least mid-January.

This story freaked me out, as does this pumpkin.

Today in the Storytellers Club, Philip Fracassi! We discuss two of his short stories and touch on Altar, an A24 movie adaptation of his work. Check it out below or wherever you get podcasts. chrishicks.substack.com/p/episode-5-ph…

Wife and I are dressed as people who care about democracy and defending women’s right to control their own bodies. Not just for Halloween, but every damn day of the year. #Vote #VoteBlue2024ProtectWomensRights #HarrisWalz

Can’t wait to see how JD tries to dance around this.

An audio podcast with Chris Hicks at Storytellers Club in which I get into outlining vs. pantsing, adapting my stories for the screen, upcoming work, my film deal with A24, and lots of other writing stuff. chrishicks.substack.com/p/episode-5-ph…

What the fuck is up with this timeline?

Please don’t let the horse loose in the hospital again.

If you’re in line, stay in line. #ElectionDay