Today we celebrate some of Americas oldest works of fan fiction. Happy Thanks Giving.

Guess Winston gets New Zealand First and Seymour gets New Zealand Second.

Maybe David Seymour should change the name of his party to Act Two?

Christopher Luxon deciding he’s not going to carry Winston Peters to full term…

Tony you better hope they love you enough to not do this to you homie. Dave LaGreca Bully Ray the hottest take right here my dudes. He never even has to show the belt on TV and suddenly bare minimum you can’t call it the ‘undisputed’ AEW title anymore. Gonna be a hot week

Shout to my brothers, sisters and all my siblings, who, like me, have to live with the fact that they would be dead without Albuterol Sulfate. #PharmaOwnMe

I dont have 7 evil exes for a future suitor to defeat, but i do have a box filled with a Rat-King-like cord entity that needs organizing.

Tōku ohooho te reo rangatira.

Fine I’ll watch Undertaker v Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania AgaaaiiIN

#GetMeOnTaskmasterNZ TVNZ+ Paul Williams Alex Horne Ray White New Zealand

Ever wanted to just hang out and make a Pathfinder2E build because you heard about how cool it is but don't know where to start? startplaying.games/adventure/cltd…

Crawling back on to this app on the off chance any kiwis on here till see my posts… Hello Kiwis! Any kiwis on here!?

Kiwis! New Zealand People! I am coming home and have shows in Wellington, Christchurch and Auckland. (And one cheeky show with Rhys Darby we snuck in there) Let me know where you are I'll send you ticket links. :D

Big news for those in Indianapolis and St Louis MO! Rhys Darby is heading to Indianapolis and St Louis to the Helium Comedy Club Nov 7 - 8! As always, he is joined by my fellow Kiwi Steve Wrigley Tickets here: indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/287849 st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/287843

I'm coming to the MIDWEST! Indianapolis and St Louis Helium Comedy Clubs Nov 7 - 8! Tickets here: indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/287849 st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/287843

Came back to twitter to repost this. Were both working on new gear for these shows, can not wait!

Wait… I’m doing stand up in the mid west a few days after the election… this will be fun.

Im on 💙 ☁️ now. I doubt I’ll ever be back here!