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when management decides they don't want you around but can't fire you so they put you on a pip that blames you for lightbulbs burning out and that one coffee pot that scalds the coffee

what's the earnings release equivalent of a zillow listing where they don't show the exterior until pic 21

Peter Thiel is basically a Bond villain and I'd still paint his face on my chest and spend weeks writing uncomfortably specific group chants to root for him and Hogan over Gawker

Way, way too much Bombadil slander on the TL

Pathetic.

On the one hand, the best donuts in Texas are made by the Cambodian-American "Snowflake" donut shops scattered across small towns in SE Texas. On the other hand, Shipley is pretty great for such a big chain, and their inevitable Dunkinization will be a tragedy.

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Some of y'all forgot not to attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. And if you've listened to Skip Bayless more than once, you've got no excuse for that.

Coldplay has gone too far

can I say something without everybody getting mad

i see the luigi-was-a-hero kids have stopped brushing their labubu long enough to deliver some hot new takes on the murder of a Blackstone executive

From the Wharton study: "Put another way, AI bots don’t need to be evil — or even particularly smart — to rig the market. Left alone, they’ll learn it themselves." Aww, AI, they're just like us. Rusty Guinn

It’s hard to imagine that anything or anyone could cause Cowboys fans to deserve your pity. And yet Jerry and Stephen Jones exist.

One of the many problems with both MAGA and the performatively woke left is that it’s impossible to tell where the astroturf ends and the grass begins. It’s all one field. Made up offenses become real ones so quickly. LOTS of real people bought worf’s Sweeney dog whistle thing.

Sorry for the Friday bummer, but if we had evidence of aliens it would have been released this week.

man this would slap so hard if i were in 9th grade and jenny that college freshman whose family lived at the end of arrowhead drive who used to babysit me were home from school and telling me everything she learned but didn’t quite understand about the world last year

There really is no group whose assessment of a problem I agree with so much, whose earnestness I appreciate so much, and whose proposed policy solutions make me want to jam a rusty screwdriver in my ear so much as pro-natalists.

Cap, floor, robo-ump

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