"I like my exits like I like my harpy eggs. Hard." Jako gro-Mogg

Sick to my back fangs of Covenant rule. King Kurog or some other #Orsimer, don't give two tusks! Anything's better than #Emeric Fancy-Frocks

Can't trade Harpy eggs cos they're protected! Who's protecting Orcs? #Emeric just wants us to buy silly hoods. #Wrexit 4 our own trade deals

Did you know Emeric's allergic to Harpy feathers? Going to stuff my pillows twice with them and twice again. Then I'll stuff Emeric too!

Went looking for Orsimer on Twitter. Only found four! And two were covenant lovers! Biased liberal media

Too many faceless knights in the Covenant. When they're sitting at their silly round tables, us Orsimer are out doing stuff. Without helmets