'The Solution' Vance Isaac Parker (@wrestlervip) 's Twitter Profile
'The Solution' Vance Isaac Parker

@wrestlervip

A completely fictional wrestling persona for roleplay on the internet. Currently working for @NAWLfed while also accepting independent bookings.

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‘Have to’? Oh no, baby boy — I don't have to do anything. I choose to. Because I don't need the weekly indie grind just to make a mortgage payment. Call it a New World Order, ‘cause I’m set 4 lyfe. #MWGP2

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Nothing gets by you SEB, yep gotta get up pretty early in the morning to pull the wool over your eyes. * About 11 o'clock ought to do it. 🥂 #MWGP2

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Oh, SEB. I don't need a formula one car to put my foot down on this match. All I need is the same thing that kept me on top of CEW for the entirety of its lifespan. We call those "intangibles" in the business. No shiny car pics necessary. #MWGP2

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Why're you company hopping like a silicon valley tech employee chasing a sign on bonus though? Burned out and started fresh no doubt. Where's your brand loyalty anyway? #MWGP2

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Nah baby, I just believe in quality over quantity. I don't have to hop. I invest. I back the brands that pay off — the ones with staying power, not sugar highs. That’s not fear. That’s fiscal and physical intelligence. #MWGP2 isn't just a litmus test. It’s a receipt of arrival.

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You’re out here clinging to big-name single stock like it’s life support. I’m diversified — built for the long game, not the next payday. And you’ve got the audacity to call me scared? Say that again… slowly. 📉 #MWGP2

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Spoken like a broke insurance bro trying to spin a trash universal life policy into a “smart investment.” You’re not clever. Just commissioned. #MWGP2

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Smart. You only get so many bumps on your bump card. An education is forever. I'll have a great post-wrestling career as a fiduciary planner, for instance.

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A massacre, huh? Of what, your legacy after I put you out to pasture? #MWGP2 Also, go buy some tix so Tony doesn't lose his cool over the venue staff raking his checkbook over the coals. It's gonna be a once in a lifetime show. You'll have a great time watching me do the thing.

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You're right about one thing, this *IS* a legacy builder. Win, loss, who cares, we sold out an international venue in Monaco as the (co) main event. And that's the proof of concept another less-enfranchised athlete would miss. #MWGP2

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You don't have to like the person just to do business and grab that heavy bag. I did it with Mel. I did it with Holland coming out of that Hollywood debacle. And now with SEB. That's professionalism. That's the VIP way.

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// man not only am I enjoying these FF reveal cards, but X is sooooo sacred to me I know all the scenes depicted. This is such a hard buy for me to pass on ohmygosh 😳

// man not only am I enjoying these FF reveal cards, but X is sooooo sacred to me I know all the scenes depicted. This is such a hard buy for me to pass on ohmygosh 😳
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Do what you do. just don't cry when at the end of it all, I'm the one with my hand raised. Sincerely, YOUR favorite wrestler V I P #MWGP2

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You're throwing shade because I'm all about the business? Don't act like you're not in the same boat. No one signs up to be dropped on their head for a pop. You're not any different than me...only difference is, I'll be the one with my hand raised at #MWGP2

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// What a motley crue of characters that lineup makes 😅 Also, obligatory "tell us you're a TNA stan starter pack without saying you're a TNA stan"

// What a motley crue of characters that lineup makes 😅

Also, obligatory "tell us you're a TNA stan starter pack without saying you're a TNA stan"
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