wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely getting sleep every night that’s so hot

Can I shoot them now?

Birthday booze...

i'm not meant for dating apps i'm meant for this type of yearning

"oh boy i can't wait to eat my loaf of bread today!" the dastardly white mold:

trouble in arcadia

she's a machine

I swear to you all I am actually a serious roleplayer

me, finally uploading a front facing picture to facebook after years of crippling OCD and BDD that triggered my agoraphobia because I genuinely thought I was too ugly to be outside: someone who wants to comment on my natural jawline and undo a solid foundation of work:

me when I see viera men:

me

homies are you okay what's happening here lmao

Also I am out of surgery and back home yippee