Instagram is now full of people dissecting what looks like to be an egg but it’s just melted cheese that’s looks like an egg with no yoke. Theatre is dead.

Gone the quinella today - brand new pair of undies and socks. Simply cannot lose

Late last night I blew my nose with my mask as I wasn’t in reach of anything else, thinking, I don’t need you anymore.... nek minute

How about the Lord of the Rings soundtrack after the elimination tonight!! SurvivorAU

Forgetting your headphones at work is like going for some hot laps at the pool without goggles - horrible

Walked the tan with footy in hand hitting lace out leads from runners coming from the opposite direction. Felt like Pendles feeding mason #finalsfever

I simply cannot wait to feed 50 into a machine come Friday and win the jackpot

This blew my mind! #4th

Idk why but elf ears on girls seem to be trending rn

Andy Maher commentating the Curling is as good as sports commentary gets🎓. Beijing 2022

I straight up have no idea how rugby union works #BledisloeCup

Destroyed the vape, starting my life today. Can’t wait for HOD. Tuna rice life, runs, eat well, be well.

When the coles brand ibuprofen /paracetamol combo kicks in 👊🏻😮‍💨 we should totally get coffee man

Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet. Must be following me and betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.

Fell in love 3 times on the tram this morning. What are the chances!

If you’re still wearing a face mask on the tram, you’re a gimp.

Todays comfortable one of the best days of my life

Imagine if Fred Again and Taylor Swift had a kid..

‘Raw dogging’ something is the 2024 version of ‘LFG’ in 2023..