Everyone else is playing soccer already and I’m still waiting for WPASL like:

If the president wins MVP this year, I would actually cry

Just realized we have Dakota Young Stars FC vs Lobos FC AND Union Eau Claire FC vs Superior City FC II on opening weekend Nature is healing 😍

This feels like news that kinda came out nowhere 🥲 RIP Spartan, the statistical equivalent of a speed bump, and hello to our new friends 👋

Sorry I was gone, life got pretty frantic for a bit. But the sun is shining, I’m at a WPASL game for the first time this season, and things are looking up I love this league ❤️

A friendly reminder that you, yes you, scored as many goals as both Eau Claire teams today 👍

Wolfpack tagged me Return of the Mack, baby 😎

YESSSSSS YESSSSSSS IT FINALLY HAPPENEDDSDS FLY JETS FLYYYYYY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVERRRRRR

Early days, but an Eau Claire battle for the title isn’t a want, it’s a NEED

Poskin were welcomed to the league on April 6th, 2021. They won their first ever match on Sunday. That is a total of 775 days from announcement to first win. This is such a win for the league, this what we’re all about. #FlyJetsFly✈️

Sunday we take on Union Eau Claire FC

Honestly, given what we’ve seen so far, this game could be a glimpse into who gets a playoff spot and who doesn’t 👀

Eau Claire Derby? Nahhhhhh Random match between two less popular teams? Yeaaaaaaaaa 😎

This was ridiculously fast

0-3 to Lobos 🐺 0-6 to Union 🟠⚫️ Multiple twitter beefs It’s been an interesting start in the league for Young Stars 😬 Ngl, the “kinda” is totally me, I was like 90% sure they were gonna run the table lol

Larry had 2 goals, and my weekend got better

Lobos and Poskin are currently tied on points and both out of a playoff spot What is happening in this league rn

Final score without UPSL involvement: 0-0. Nothing inherently wrong with this, but I’m a purist and it makes me sad lol

It ain’t easy being green 🌲💚 I still love you

I just logged back into this account. Wolfpack are gone. Noskowiak is gone. This is the worst day ever.