elevators-in-movies-always-have-music-but-elevators-in-real-life-never-have-music. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

all-toads-are-frogs-but-not-all-frogs-are-toads #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

the-word-meatball-sounds-appetizing-but-ball-of-meat-sounds-repulsive. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

a-fever-is-the-bodys-way-of-burning-the-whole-house-down-after-seeing-a-spider #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

captain-turn-your-greatest-weakness-into-your-greatest-strength.-like-paris-hilton-re-her-sex-tape.-gina-linetti #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

the-farther-away-you-can-wave-hi-to-someone-the-closer-you-are-as-friends. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

once-youre-a-milf-becoming-a-gilf-is-out-of-your-control #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

youre-late-only-if-you-do-show-up. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

all-milk-is-breast-milk #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

musk-earned-roughly-500k-per-hour-since-birth #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

at-some-point-the-last-person-with-any-memory-of-you-will-pass-away-and-you-will-be-forgotten-forever. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

scary-voices-are-either-extremely-loud-or-extremely-quiet. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

the-word-crisp-starts-at-the-back-if-your-throat-and-ends-at-the-front. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

your-accent-is-your-voices-font #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

saturday-morning-cartoons-were-not-for-kids.-they-were-for-parents-trying-to-sleep-in. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

retirement-isnt-an-age-its-a-financial-status. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

theres-a-certain-size-where-genitalia-is-no-longer-arousing. #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

there-is-not-a-single-thing-that-8-billion-people-can-all-agree-on #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

Jurassic Park's main lesson is about the dangers of mistreating your IT department #showerthoughts #wowthoughts

killer-whales-are-dolphins-on-steroids-wearing-tuxedos #showerthoughts #wowthoughts