Whenever I get a massage by a new therapist, they always ask what I do for a living. After I tell them, they make a comment how stressed I must be. Is that something they just say to everyone?

Bob iger > Bob chapek

Your annual reminder that pumpkin spice is just a mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, and ginger - which tastes really fucking good - and it's okay to let people like things.

Nothing gets me going in the morning like an email from LinkedIn letting me know I'm on a roll with my career

Welcome back, Bob!

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*wakes from hibernation for the new tax season* I hear #AI is big news and that diversity is trending right now! What good news for a project about the diversity of white guys named Bob who work in accounting!!!—we are all unique and beautiful! GMB #Tax #DEI #Gemini

Question: When the AI turns Brenda from sales into a paperclip, is that more like a paperclip with a human lifespan or a human with a paperclip lifespan in terms of Straight-Line Depreciation? #Tax #AI #Accounting

I just want everyone to know I am not affiliated with "White Dudes for Harris"

Fun fact: World of White Dudes NFTs come with hidden traits like happiness and regrets—but "having a wife with a boyfriend" isn't one of them!

Elon Musk This election really is something. In 2021, advertisers, even Brave, would not accept $ to advertise NFTs promoting the diversity of white dudes named Bob who work in the accounting department In 2024, D's are advertising specifically to white guys and R's are advertising to

amazing progress at world (aka world of white dudes) over the past year, super proud of the team and especially Deeg 's leadership! rare combo of vision and execution ability.

Man the new model is so good

Long press on Bob to have Grok bring him to life

Bob takes a break from his spreadsheets to enjoy some classic tunes