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Life handed me lemons but they were all in the form of cleaning solutions

Instead of her body count, judge a woman by something far more important like what snacks she keeps near the bed

You don’t like me. You’re just bored.

Be the reason they check their phone first thing in the morning. Then run over it with their car.

I was born with a Baskin-Robbins pink sample spoon in my mouth

People be saying they like honesty then they get all pissy when you yawn during their story

Narrator: Don’t sit down, don’t sit down Me: *sits on couch* Narrator: There goes the fucking day

One less person added to the playlist share.

It’s 1:35am…. Do you know where your thoughts have gone?

Women are goddesses. That’s all.

i'm tired (self diagnosed)

the past is a grave, and i no longer bring her flowers.

our imaginations always playing together

like leaves falling from a tree, i too dance alone with the wind.

can i worship your fingers too

at night the memories sharpen their knives.

I didn’t know dms were broken, that’s how social I am nowadays.

If this soon to be cup of coffee doesn’t slap me in the face, I’m saying “fuck it” to this entire day.

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories

These days are more about where the coffee is versus where the ass grab is. Please leave your condolences…