Can you say hypocrite?

Good girl Carol. Cheques in the mail.

We will happily give you our election if you open yourselves up.

I can, if they drop dead its Covid, if they have a runny nose its a common cold. With the right training its easy to tell the difference. 🦺

To those asking, no we did not eat bugs at our little event yesterday. They are for you.

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Elons in the club. 😉

Its Friday! Klaus says be happy!

Lab grown meat will help us achieve Net 0, you need to get over you pre-conceptions and do your part to help us help you. Climate change is real and will be here sooner than you think. #ClimateActionNow

Get ready.

Phase 3 begins.

Not funny.

You will all be pleased to hear WHO founder and CEO is doing well in hospital and should be able to return to his duties soon. Please continue to pray for him, he is very grateful for all the messages of support. #GetWellKlaus

Please watch this space and do as you’re told when you’re told to do it regarding the incoming monkeypox virus. We are currently debating whether to enforce another global lock-down. Your compliance is appreciated.

Then you WILL go to prison for a long time.

And we know who every single one of them are.

Good morning comrades, I know what you’re thinking, I have got up v early today to say glory to the supreme leader for an hour extra. Incorrect, I decided not to go sleep last night in order that I can stay up all night and repeat it for 9 hours. May I one day clean his dishes👨‍✈️

Cases of Mpox are on the rise throughout the world. We are currently deciding if we will impose another lockdown on you and re-introduce mask mandates. Stay tuned for our instructions. Compliance will be mandatory. #monkeypox

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We will make an announcement soon regarding an Mpox lockdown, as cases are rising we advise you to be proactive and stock-up on essentials, and no fighting over toilet rolls this time. #monkeypox