I pray that the Magnum P.I. reboot gets us a new Magnum T.A.

This has to be the old pocket calculator trick where you turn 55378008 upside down and it says BOOBLESS, right?

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My Lyft driver is playing the extended version of Rockit and I am beyond excited.

Of course in Tom Brady's wildest dreams he never imagined going to nine Super Bowls because it's STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE.

I sure hope Matt Carpenter was looking to the videoboard to see just how far the throw beat him and not for some sort of support.

I started preaching beer to someone at the bar and caught myself, thinking, "I really do speak pretty dismissively to people sometimes." Then I thought, "That's just not true."

If anyone from Nabisco follows my social media, you should make a banana pudding Oreo with vanilla wafers and banana cream.

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rat on a door eyes in the sand

My god, this "press conference" is truly never going to end.

Jerry Lawler looks like he's doing mocap for a slot machine.

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even if he's still on his rookie contract u would think baker mayfield could afford to rent an apartment or maybe even buy a house and not live at the stadium

THE IMMACULATE INTERCEPTION

Aqib Talib addressing Gus Johnson by his first name every time he opens his mouth reminds me of RZA saying "Bill Murray" every time he talked to Murray in Coffee and Cigarettes.

I've enjoyed the first couple of episodes of Reacher but getting a Clark vs Zagnut discussion puts it over the top.

I certainly understand the heat between Michigan and Ohio State but the people booing Archie Griffin need to rethink some things.