You will all be pleased to hear WHO founder and CEO is doing well in hospital and should be able to return to his duties soon. Please continue to pray for him, he is very grateful for all the messages of support.

#GetWellKlaus

Not funny.

Phase 3 begins.

Get ready.

Lab grown meat will help us achieve Net 0, you need to get over you pre-conceptions and do your part to help us help you. Climate change is real and will be here sooner than you think.

#ClimateActionNow

Its Friday! Klaus says be happy!

Elons in the club. 😉

I can, if they drop dead its Covid, if they have a runny nose its a common cold. With the right training its easy to tell the difference. 🦺

Get the weekend off to a good start with a look at my Best Covidiots Album on my buymeacoffee!

You may think they’re nuts, but maybe they think you are the nuts one!! 😂😂😂🤦🏻

New ones just added! Who’s your favourite?

buymeacoffee.com/6jpcgdqrm4N/th…

To those asking, no we did not eat bugs at our little event yesterday. They are for you.

We will happily give you our election if you open yourselves up.

Good girl Carol. Cheques in the mail.

Can you say hypocrite?

Wayne the Nipah Marshal? This could be the one that finally finishes you off! 75% kill rate!! Thats a better rate than Shipman! I hope you are all appropriately terrified! Cancel any plans you had, board up the windows & lock granny in the basement. Good luck everyone! 🦺

We will go easy on you we promise.

Yeah why not?lets have a bit of Rabies fear to spice up the weekend. If you haven’t had a rabies jab chances are you will be running around on all fours later foaming at the mouth like a vegan in a butchers. I dont know about you but im running out veins to stick a needle in! 🦺

An antelope doesn’t choose which lion gets to eat it either.

Anyone want to Facetime with Klaudia Shwab?

He’s allowed because he’s in the club. You, however are not.