Wow, look at us, tweeting on the clock. New episode about “flow,” birthdays, and… life lol. open.spotify.com/episode/2wjtEk…

I don’t mind working on my birthday, we’re all adults here, but having to listen to “LCD Soundsystem Radio” on a loop is cruel and unusual, no?

Gotta work a 10hr today (dissociate for 5)

All butchers hate Elvis Costello. Hate.

You know what’s crazy? I’ve had one pound of smoked ham, 2 coffees, and no water and I actually don’t feel that good. Crazy.

If you have kind eyes and are quiet your coworkers will just tell you why their dad lacked the capacity for affection.

Dark when I got here, colder outside than in the cutting room, dark when I leave… I am a weird fish at the bottom of the ocean, a creature. What can ya do?

And just like that… we’re back! Big fan of today’s guest, Alex Kumin is on the show. You’ll listen, no? open.spotify.com/episode/0lB2u3…

17 degrees but no yeah lemme just clock in lol

Do you suffer from professional ennui? Has the rudeness of the general public robbed you of your sense of self? You may be entitled to compensation (being on a podcast lol). Call 631.623.0248 and leave a voicemail, your work story deserves to be heard!

BTF (Big Time Favorite) @joemcadam is on the show today! Joe makes me laugh every time he does anything tbh, so this is one I’m v excited about. open.spotify.com/episode/0VdtnA…

New one today, featuring for sure the wildest voicemail yet… it involves Marketing Bros and participating in a pie eating contest at job-point. Call 631.623.0248 and leave a message, or keep your trauma hidden and just listen. open.spotify.com/episode/7tgIyg…

Today’s episode is the great Lindsay Boling ! Loved this one, Lindsay is so funny and cool. Listen to it and then (or before, whatever) listen to her album “Other Bad Qualities” 🥩🤗 open.spotify.com/episode/3aVCyt…

At work rn, and family meal is everything that was about to go bad soup and a whole loaf of bread I’m in heaven, but that’s irrelevant! This tweet is about Joe McMahon being on the podcast today. Work sucks, I know, soup is, fucking good. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi…

Fun day on the show! We’ve got the Mirth Man himself, Danny Maupin and maybe my favorite voicemail the show has received?? K bye ilu. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi…

Happy Valentine’s ❤️ lol new episode today with Kaylee Moser. Loved this one! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/epi…