Male jocks wear dark sunglasses to attract the females that find eyeballs disgusting.

People that don't have 20/20 vision will be the first to die in the revolution.

Newsflash: four eyes are better than two.

A school-skipping jock hollered "nice glasses four eyes!" to me in the park while I was reading Dostoyevsky and I said "I take that as a compliment, two eyes" then he walked into a too-shallow lake and yelled "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE" at the sky until he was struck by lightning.

The eye test is unfair and stupid. There is no reason to read letters that small from a distance. If you're ever in a situation where you need to you're absolutely fucked and there is nothing anybody can do to save you.

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had to mute the tv and cover up the reaction guy with a jacket to make this content watchable

I’m going to become wholly unique while appealing broadly to everyone

People with bad taste will see something bad and be like “me likey” with their jaw on the floor, which is a perfect opportunity for tastemakers to keep the unrefined person’s mouth open with a stick, crawl into them, and become a parasite, leeching away nutrients and such.