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English, British and European in equal measure. Student @herefordartscol My pronouns are bog, off.

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“So Mr Grundy, although Alice was in the driver’s seat, your fingerprints were on the steering wheel. And key. And driver’s seat belt. And driver’s door handle. And light switches. Can you explain this please?

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My theory: Geaaarge was distracted by Alush opening the door whilst approaching the bridge where the road narrows, strayed across the centreline into the path of an oncoming car, but which one went into the river trying to avoid an accident?

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The gammon, devasted that the guy is not black brown or apparently Muslim, falling back on the hope that he’s Eastern European. And obviously it’s ’s fault.

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If you follow National Rail for live info about train lines you may want to use, you get a constant feed giving the impression the whole national network is beset by multiple delays, stoppages and other various problems.

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I’ve been listening to a drama on Radio 4 extra this week from yonks ago about cockneys in the hop fields and it turns out half the cast were from , but I didn’t recognise a single one.

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