I, the official Woolworths Australia, am pleased to welcome you to my new twitter account. Ready to take 90% of the twitter market share!

Add me on facebook: woolworths_australia

We've raised $20 billion to support the liberation of Libya. Keep the donations coming!

Just got back from the deli. Man, that seafood stinks like my anus!

I got kicked out of facebook! How unfair is that?